Chriss Crossing turned 2 today!
Japanese Spitz; Yuki at 7 weeks // eldoobio
Not even IN this fandom and I find this hilarious, setphaserstostucky
THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK
Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes
The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)
This is fucking Rad